Friday, May 8, 2009

A very funny voicemail I just got at work:

[Read with the sassy southern accent of a middle age black woman]:

"This is so-and-so. Thank you for your call, however, due to some recent, unfortunate, events, I have made many life changes. I will try to return your call at my earliest convenience. But if you do not hear from me, consider yourself one of the changes."

I normally click to the next call as soon as I hear an answering machine pick up; only a couple times could I tell it was going to be a good one and stayed on the line to listen. Overall, the creativity of America's outgoing messages is very disappointing!

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