She works hard for the money ~da-da da-da~ So hard for the money ~da-da da-da~

... She works hard for the money, so you better treat her right...

Well, not really! (Are those even the right lyrics?)

Actually I've been sitting on my ass for the money. Right now I'm rushing out the door for a taping of America's Got Talent. Two hours of my life as paid audience for Jerry Springer is worth $16. :( I think it'll be good though, I'd watch it for free! Tomorrow, on the other hand, is probably going to suck... I'll be working the new talk show The Doctors, produced by Dr. Phil's son.

As for tonight, it's a live taping, so if they turn the cameras on the audience, look for me in a black dress!